If You Let The 84 Year Old Powerball Winner Cut You Then You Have No Choice But To Go On A Rampage

$590-million Powerball winner says someone let her in front of them in line to get her quick pick ticket.

— Andy Slater (@AndySlater) June 5, 2013

DM — The winner of a record $590million Powerball jackpot has been revealed to be an 84-year-old widow. Gloria C. Mackenzie finally claimed her massive prize today, two weeks after she bought the winning ticket at a Publix supermarket in Zephyhills, Florida. She told lottery officials that she received the lucky numbers – 10, 13, 14, 22 and 52, with a Powerball of 11 – after buying a randomized ‘quick pick’ ticket when someone allowed her to cut in line in front of her. Mrs Mackenzie, who was the wife of a machine technician at a Maine paper mill, lives in a modest, single-story duplex across from a cow pasture. The building was worth just $105,000. Now she can buy the entire property more than 2,500 times over.

And not a single member of the jury of your peers, not a single one. I mean I’m trying to think of a reasonable response and nothing short of rampage feels right. If Gloria Mackenzie doesn’t give this guy at least half this money she’s a world class bitch. Fuck does she need the money for? She could give away $589 million dollars and still have a million left when she dies. Finding the guy that was polite enough to let the old woman cut and giving him a boatload of cash is the only civilized thing to do.